Your simple, but briliant inventions....

[screenman]

This is one of mine on the market.

 

[Profpointy]

This is one of mine on the market.

ok I give up. What is it? I'm going to regret asking as I'll probably realise I need one once you've explained

 

[CopperCyclist]

This will make me billions.

Are you forever having a few baked beans left over in a tin? Yes you can buy a big jar but it only lasts a week.

It's so simple.

Individually wrapped baked beans. Each one in a tiny plastic bag with a little bit of sauce.

Gone are they days of opening a tin and chucking some away. Open as many as you want.

"Hey mum, can I have some baked beans?"
"Sure, how many?"
"84"

Like I say, billions.

I'd then take your idea and add to it. Your daughter always wants 84 beans? Save yourself time, pre-order from us and for just a little bit more, we will individually unwrap and then repack exactly as many beans as you desire.

 

[Fnaar]

They can be frozen and you take what you need. Ruce last for months.

Can't do tgat with beans

Funnily enough, I'm having ruce with tgat for lunch ☺

 

[CopperCyclist]

I have one, but you probably have to be a police officer to fully appreciate the genius of it...

Black Hackney taxis should have a machine in the partition between the driver and the passengers. This machine should accept payment by cash or card, and payment should be required up front.

The machine should show the rate on it as you travel, and alert the driver if you run out of money, and also give the passenger a choice to press a "stop now" button to stop it (at which the driver could stop to let them alight).

The machine should automatically provide the change.

No money changing hands, payment given up front. Would solve a lot of problems...

 

[swee'pea99]

Slightly OT, but the OP made me think of...

I've always thought what a brilliant invention! Makes it easier to throw the ball further, plus you don't have to bend down every time the hound brings it back, plus you don't get drool on your mitts. And all from a few grams of super-cheap plastic. Genius.

 

[Markymark]

Funnily enough, I'm having ruce with tgat for lunch ☺

I'm inventing a phone keyboard that keeps up with my finely tuned brain.

 

[Tin Pot]

Road rash and truck-proof lycra.

 

[Mugshot]

[QUOTE 3709376, member: 9609"]it converts into heavy block laying device, these 5½st blocks are too risky for my knackered back - need to be inventitive, when you get the counterbalance right they can be position with finger and thumb

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You just be careful you don't drop one of those on your toe!

 

[simon the viking]

A revolving toaster stand, turns the toaster through 90 degrees so it can be used as a grill.

This toaster lying down thing is sort of a speciality of yours, I believe........

 

[stephec]

A toaster where you put a slice of bread in the slot, and some grated cheese in a separate compartment.

Then out pops cheese on toast without you having to look like a loon.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've had an invention patented. It's industry specific and therefore quite dull. It's gonna be big though.

We'll see who's laughing then.

 

[Markymark]

I like Sean Lock's idea as an alternative to mini-kievs

Massive kievs

 

[Dayvo]

I like a cup of tea in bed in the morning but don't like sitting up to drink it.

SO, I would design a cup with a long thin neck, that you can drink from whilst lying down, without the whole bloody contents pouring out over my face and chest.

Something like this, but BETTER!

 

[screenman]

ok I give up. What is it? I'm going to regret asking as I'll probably realise I need one once you've explained

It is a heat sink used in windscreen repair buy guys who do the job properly, unfortunately most in the UK do not.