jefmcg
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Yeah, that's the thing. 83 market specials, just a few hundred pounds. 83 department store bags, a few thousand pounds. 83 Birkin bags and you are in London real estate price bands.
83 Handbags
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T4tomo
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or the less successful prequel to Nena's 99 Red balloons
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winjim
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Knowing the friend in question, they are unlikely to be the highest quality bags, her selection will be based entirely on matching the colour of whatever outfit she happens to be wearing that day. My wife solves this problem by having a single multicoloured bag which matches / clashes equally with her entire wardrobe.
MontyVeda
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It depends... do they fit? ...or is it a collection squandered from the neighbours' washing lines??
My neighbour actually accused me of stealing her underwear off the line. I denied it so she threatened to call the police. I was so scared I peed in her knickers.
swee'pea99
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jefmcg
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(please please please answer "yes")
I see from the first post you do, but I was reminded of an old radio sketch (The Glums, I think)
Woman: I'm so tired with the nappies, and the milk bottles and the crying in the night. I wouldn't mind so much if we had a baby.
EnPassant
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There are 83 distinguishable colours?
"Oh for goodness sakes Jim, the dress is lilac, I cannot possibly make do with a mauve handbag...."
jefmcg
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Sometimes you just want a tiny shoulder bag with room for wallet and keys, sometimes a clutch to accent the shoes and sometimes you need a capacious sack to throw a laptop and a change of clothes - or just to make you look slimmer (I have read that in a magazine: big bag == you don't look so fat)There are 83 distinguishable colours?
"Oh for goodness sakes Jim, the dress is lilac, I cannot possibly make do with a mauve handbag...."
Disclaimer: I own two bags, a red leather satchel and a Crumpler bag. I missed the gene for handbags. I wonder if I am intersexed
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winjim
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But they totally are. Look, this one has bees on it!Have to say, I'm still struggling with
swee'pea99
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That's a nappy? Blimey. Things have changed since my day...But they totally are. Look, this one has bees on it!
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winjim
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Much like cycling clothing, they've gone tech. They're all bamboo soakers, microfibre fleecy liners and polyurethane laminated shells these days. And they keep their value quite well, there's a thriving second-hand market for them.
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. If the obsession continues past potty training then I might start to get worried.
EnPassant
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Sometimes I learn things here that I'd really rather not know.Much like cycling clothing, they've gone tech. They're all bamboo soakers, microfibre fleecy liners and polyurethane laminated shells these days. And they keep their value quite well, there's a thriving second-hand market for them.
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wonderloaf
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Didn't realise 'n+1' could also apply to babies.Much like cycling clothing, they've gone tech. They're all bamboo soakers, microfibre fleecy liners and polyurethane laminated shells these days. And they keep their value quite well, there's a thriving second-hand market for them.
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winjim
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Well you buy all this stuff for them which they grow out of in about three months, so you need to have another one just to get your money's worth.