Anti-social chiminea neighbours

[Smurfy]

It is very warm, everyone has their windows open, and someone feels the need to light a chiminea and fill their neighbours' homes with smoke.

What to do?
1. Go round with a fire extinguisher or bucket of water
2. Write an anonymous note pointing out their crime
3. Give them some jumpers to keep warm and offer to take the wretched chiminea to the tip
4. Shut the windows and put up with the heat

 

[screenman]

Move.

 

[ianrauk]

Blimey...why light a fire in this heat?
Just to annoy you.

 

[Markymark]

Piss on their bonfire, literally.

 

[vernon]

Piss on their bonfire, literally.

He tries to do that over in SCP.

 

[summerdays]

Creosote the fence between you! Unfortunately you will also have to live with the snell!

 

[Markymark]

He tries to do that over in SCP.

Oh I don't go there anymore. Just the same few egos trying score points off each other. Closed shop. Shame really.

 

[PhilDawson8270]

Are any of your neighbours allowed to have a bbq when the weather is warm?

 

[ianrauk]

Are any of your neighbours allowed to have a bbq when the weather is warm?

Of course...but a fire for the sake of it?

 

[PhilDawson8270]

Of course...but a fire for the sake of it?

Just googled chiminea! I always thought they was a posh bbq. It's just a fancy fire bin then?

I must be too council estate for them

 

[fossyant]

In this heat.... Christ.

 

[Smurfy]

Move.

I have, the last lot did it much more often. They'd light the thing quite late, sometimes after I'd gone to bed with the windows open, then I'd wake up at silly o'clock with a throat that felt like I'd had a rasp rammed down it.
[QUOTE 3774550, member: 259"]Have you scoured the Country Life or the Lardy?[/QUOTE]
What?

 

[400bhp]

Blimey...why light a fire in this heat?
Just to annoy you.

Understandable

 

[Hyslop]

1 & 3

 

[mjr]

Why not just talk to them?