Any good jokes ... ?

[T4tomo]

View: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-68480197

not really a Joke but @Alex321 's mum went viral on tiktok...

and now immortalised on those very shutters...

 

[Profpointy]

and now immortalised on those very shutters...
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Fair play to her. Looks like she is a good laugh, and taken it in good spirit

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex321]

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And the one place there should be an apostophe doesn't have one

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Mazz]

A hungry beggar goes knocking on doors asking for food.
A woman answers the door and the beggar asks "Please, I'm so hungry. Can you spare some food?".
She says "Would you like some of yesterday's soup?" and the beggar says "Yes please", so she says "Come back tomorrow."

 

[Gwylan]

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No wonder we lost the Empire.
And the Plaza, the Monico and the Globe

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

If there was vomit on my sweater already from my mum's spaghetti I think I would just stay at home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am clearly unwell.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Bloomin' cuckoo!

 

[tyred]

 

[DaveReading]

That's more of an America thing to be fair.

You're not wrong. I was in Las Vegas last weekend and about one in every three passers-by was proclaiming their Irishness, sartorially speaking.

I did enter into the spirit of things by having a pint of green beer.

 

[craigwend]