Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

You're not wrong. I was in Las Vegas last weekend and about one in every three passers-by was proclaiming their Irishness, sartorially speaking.

I did enter into the spirit of things by having a pint of green beer.

I did read of a British guy in a very "Irish" bar in Boston, sensing he wasn't at all welcome and it might turn nasty, until he explained that his home town, Aberystwyth, was about 80 miles from Dublin. They then bought him drinks all night. The genuinely Irish barmaid winked at him in her shared contempt of the Bostonian plastic Paddies

 

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[Profpointy]

 

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[Cavalol]

Did you know if you chop a horse in two, and then bang the two halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.

 

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[Seevio]

"When one door closes, another door opens."
- Boeing

 

[morrisman]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I thought of Sam Vimes, when l saw these in the new Aldi booklet

 

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Venod]

Mountains are just not funny, they are hill areas.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mountains are just not funny, they are hill areas.

I do like flat-out, plain facts.

 

[Seevio]

Boeing is coincidentally the sound that a plane door makes when it pops off mid-flight.

 

[srj10]

Cycled to work today wearing one glove, the weather forecast says it's going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm