Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible.

I'll call it Popeyedol
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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mistyoptic]

Mountains are just not funny, they are hill areas.

Your joke has reached a new peak

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Speicher]

I do like flat-out, plain facts.

I would like to visit the steppes in Patagonia.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chislenko]

In the pub tonight but every time I go out for a smoke I can't see a thing!!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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That's got to be a wind up.....

 

[Gwylan]

That's got to be a wind up.....

On the face of it it seems correct

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[postman]

Mrs P said you are very quiet on the laptop today,what are you looking at.Flights dear i said.Well flippin heck hugs kisses smooches how wonderful and thoughtful i am.Flippin heck i never thought Mrs P liked darts that much.

 

[Toshiba Boy]