Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Club, I kept spilling the beans.

The first rule of Secret Cooking Club is...

 

[Dave7]

A friend gave me a beautiful leather bound thesaurus. It's absolutely fabulous.
I can't think of any other word for it.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

The first rule of Secret Cooking Club is...

Don’t over boil the veg?

 

[Tribansman]

The first rule of Secret Cooking Club is...

There's always a leek

 

[srj10]

Recently my wife has started wearing boxing gloves, singing Eye of the Tiger and beating me around the head. I think our marriage is going through a rocky patch.

 

[morrisman]

I accidentally replaced all my halogen house bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.
Now all the circuit breakers are tripping and the electric bill is really high.

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

 

[morrisman]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w04ipnmhvSQ

 

[morrisman]

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

 

[PeteXXX]

Happy Easter 🐥 🐤 🐥

 

[Chris S]

What do you call four Barbies standing at a bus stop?
A barbecue.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]