Beijing John Malkovich...

[Tin Pot]

Thread about nearly killing oneself through drinking leads to drinks being arranged. Hilarious!

 

[rich p]

Perhaps unsurprisingly my availability is wide open.

One Easter rugby tour to Newcastle ended up with me about to get on a coach to Darlington with a bunch of girls only to be dragged off by the Coach (the "Coach", not the "coach") at 3am to make an 11am k/off in Alnwick that morning. Unsurprisingly I didn't make the starting 15 and I had to explain the most fearful lovebite on my neck to my mum when I got home

That was this Easter, right? Never mind your mum, what did your missus say?

 

[Tim Hall]

Perhaps unsurprisingly my availability is wide open.

One Easter rugby tour to Newcastle ended up with me about to get on a coach to Darlington with a bunch of girls only to be dragged off by the Coach (the "Coach", not the "coach") at 3am to make an 11am k/off in Alnwick that morning. Unsurprisingly I didn't make the starting 15 and I had to explain the most fearful lovebite on my neck to my mum when I got home

That post would have sounded completely different if you'd been pulled off by the Coach.

(We only got half an orange at United)

 

[Aperitif]

That post would have sounded completely different if you'd been pulled off by the Coach.

(We only got half an orange at United)

You were lucky - we only got a bloodied sponge. Nowadays, that's possibly riskier than the XL XO!