Perhaps unsurprisingly my availability is wide open.
One Easter rugby tour to Newcastle ended up with me about to get on a coach to Darlington with a bunch of girls only to be dragged off by the Coach (the "Coach", not the "coach") at 3am to make an 11am k/off in Alnwick that morning. Unsurprisingly I didn't make the starting 15 and I had to explain the most fearful lovebite on my neck to my mum when I got home