Boiling Frog

[Dayvo]

I've had a Frog in my throat...


... or rather part of him.

Or rather LOTS of him.

 

[Ajay]

Why did the frog say "meeow"?


He was learning a foreign language.

 

[jefmcg]

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head ?


Lilly.

not a frog joke, but...

What do you call a man with 8 rabbits up his bum?


Warren.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Or rather LOTS of him.

Come again?

 

[ayceejay]

Miss Piggy would like to offer her old boyfriend for the experiment.
She has a suggestion for a pork scratchings recipe too. See below

 

[Ajay]

A man in a cinema notices what looks like a frog sitting next to him.
"Are you a frog?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The frog replied, "Well, I liked the book."

 

[swansonj]

I've had a Frog in my throat...


... or rather part of him.

I had been about to email my daughter a link to this thread, as evidence of the wit and humour that justify what she perceives as the wasted time I spend on here. Now I'm thinking that might be counter-productive....

 

[raleighnut]

Kermit has never been the same since his 'guest appearance' on Spirit's album Future Games......................I think he may have been taking drugs.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb6YbFZlmu4&feature=player_detailpage

 

[postman]

So there are four frogs in a tank.One of us must know how to drive it.Too late the Germans are here.Surrender.

 

[perplexed]

I've only just found out that one is only supposed to put bread in the toadster...

 

[Tim Hall]

Apparently you can put a straw up a frogs arse and blow it up like a balloon... So im told.

Dont look it up on youtoob ....

"Don't say arse, say rectum"
"Rectum? Damn near blew it apart"

 

[Ajay]

I found some strange looking mushrooms in the woods earlier, they tasted like sh#te.


Turned out they were toad stools.

 

[raleighnut]

I found some strange looking mushrooms in the woods earlier, they tasted like sh#te.


Turned out they were toad stools.

Some of them can be quite 'interesting' however some are extremely poisonous

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...s.html&usg=AFQjCNEsVb7h6R-dKJ7KQH2dcqkYywmhaQ

 

[Andy_R]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No Boiling:-