Boiling Frog

[ArDee]

A man in a cinema notices what looks like a frog sitting next to him.
"Are you a frog?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The frog replied, "Well, I liked the book."

A frog goes into a library and sits in front of one of the book cases.
2 librarians watch him and one says to the other “he must be very intelligent”
“Why?” says the other
“He’s looking at all the books on the case and saying “Read it””

 

[jefmcg]

Fun fact. There is only one species of frog in the world that makes that ribbit/read it sound. That is the species of frog that is endemic the west coast of the USA, ie native to Hollywood.

If you believed movie foley work, they - along with kookaburras - are found in jungles around the world.

 

[broadway]

Budweiser Frogs

 

[Milkfloat]

I found some strange looking mushrooms in the woods earlier, they tasted like sh#te.


Turned out they were toad stools.

Surely they tasted like shiitake?

 

[Fnaar]

Boiling Frog would be a good band name.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Boiling Frog would be a good band name.

Dorothy Goodbody's Boiling Frog 5.3% ABV

 

[Andy_R]

A frog goes into a library and sits in front of one of the book cases.
2 librarians watch him and one says to the other “he must be very intelligent”
“Why?” says the other
“He’s looking at all the books on the case and saying “Read it””

Frog and chicken go to the library.
Chicken gets a book off the shelf and turns to frog.
"Book?" he asks.
"Reddit" says the frog.

 

[tony111]

I was in a French supermarket and asked the checkout girl if they had frogs legs. When she said yes I replied" Good, can you hop over to aisle 3 and get me some beans".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I was in a French supermarket and asked the checkout girl if they had frogs legs. When she said yes I replied" Good, can you hop over to aisle 3 and get me some beans".

Not Safe for the PC Brigade

 

[jefmcg]

Not Safe for the PC Brigade

Not sure what's un pc about it. Alternative version...
- Waiter, do you have frogs legs?
- No, sir, I've always walked like this.

 

[Fnaar]

Bronco Bullfrog