[QUOTE 4433075, member: 76"]Well, crikey, the process of purchasing a goldfish has changed hasn't it?
I went with MissUser76 to purchase two this afternoon for her newly set-up bowl. I think it would have been easier and less traumatic to adopt a small child from an orphanage!
We have the tank ready, and the water sorted, so we were all prepped and ready for anything...........
PetsAtHomeLady "Do you have a tank ready?"
Me "Yes"
-Filter?
-Yes
-What capacity is the tank
-Er, like that one (points at similar tank)
-Oh, 20l? Well we recommend 36l per fish, goldfish grow to 35cm and live for approximately 25 to 30 years
-Eh? Do they really? Why do you sell 20l tanks with 2 fish included then?
-We don't
-You do, it says so here!
-That's an offer though. What sort of filter do you have?
-One that came with the tank
-We don't recommend them, we recommend this one (picks up £27.99 filter)
-We're good thanks. Now two goldfish please.
-But you can't keep two in that space, it's too small
-You have approximately 30 in this tank, and it's tiny
-Yes, but these are for sale
-Can I have two of them please?
-What food are you thinking of feeding them?
-Fish food, two please?
-Hold on, I have to put some details in this iPad
-Name, address, postcode, phone number, email, date of birth
-I just want two goldfish
-A few more things, what room will they be in
-Just forget it............at which point we left
I am very glad animal standards have risen greatly, but really, the date of birth of someone at least, er 21
, to buy two goldfish?
It'll be a funfair and sticking three different cards to get the goldfish I think
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Love it! This belongs in the genius "Conversation from your day" thread.
Don't forget to stir them twice a day to keep them fit. The resulting whirlpool is a kind of fish treadmill.
Graham