Candles must be banned!

[Angelfishsolo]

OK then. I didn't think that internet access as allowed in the loony bin!? (I am classed as having mental heath problems so I feel justified in using that term!!)

Or so say this lot -

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

 

[TheDoctor]

But if cucumbers are a handy shape for it, that's all part of Gods plan, no?

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Guys, it's a spoof.

 

[Mr Pig]

"In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators."

I almost spat out my drink when I read that. Is this a real site? It's not those people who protest at the funerals of American soldiers is it, calling them 'Fag Soldiers' etc? They're sick in the head.

Mr Goat says it's a spoof but there 'are' people out there 'that' unwell.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Ban candles? Good job the light bulb was invented then.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Of course it's not a "real" site.

That's what I thought, but I have been told that this lot really do exist.

 

[ChrisKH]

Spoof or not there really are people out there like that in the US. On a recent trip to Cleveland on my last day a shed load of cars and vans pulled up and out got a churchload of families and children with boards and placards, etc. I could see these boards (which weren't small, say 6' x 4" ) had photos printed on them and messages but I couldn't quite make it out. So I walked over (200-300 metres) thinking it was a demonstration against something family orientated since all the kids were there. Anti abortion rally. Full sized photos on the 6 x 4 boards of aborted foetuses and the like. I was speechless.

Would you take your kids on one of these? It's not the fact that they were demonstrating but their means were, well, unnecessarily extreme bordering on harmful, especially for the children. I would compare the pictures equivalent to murder photos I have seen in my lifetime. Very disturbing.

 

[theclaud]

No, it's a well-known and rather funny spoof.

Spot-on, Uncle M. Definitely a spoof, and a rather good one! Mind you, the real stuff isn't far off, so it's no wonder people fall for it. My favourite weirdigans can be found here. Definitely worth dropping them a line...

Anyway, thank GOD I remembered to slice the cucumber and salami in my lunch, or I might have been tempted to frig myself senseless in the canteen...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Spot-on, Uncle M. Definitely a spoof, and a rather good one! Mind you, the real stuff isn't far off, so it's no wonder people fall for it. My favourite weirdigans can be found here. Definitely worth dropping them a line...

Anyway, thank GOD I remembered to slice the cucumber and salami in my lunch, or I might have been tempted to frig myself senseless in the canteen...

Oh dear ... I'm rather embarrassed about the email I sent them now. Part of me hopes they're real ... if it is a spoof, it's very well done.

 

[Kirstie]

Spoof? I was going to say...

I've never seen a candle shaped like a vag.

 

[Maz]

Ban candles? Reminds me of that old nun joke...

Mother Superior goes to visit the nuns dormitory at night "Candles out, sisters."
The sound of popping noises come from under the nuns' blankets.

 

[Dayvo]

Oh dear ... I'm rather embarrassed about the email I sent them now. Part of me hopes they're real ... if it is a spoof, it's very well done.

They're probably sitting in their offices now saying 'Look another complaint, FFS , how many's that now? Fools!'

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Oh dear ... I'm rather embarrassed about the email I sent them now. Part of me hopes they're real ... if it is a spoof, it's very well done.

So am I - I'd applied to join.

 

[Carwash]

Oh dear ... I'm rather embarrassed about the email I sent them now. Part of me hopes they're real ... if it is a spoof, it's very well done.

Perhaps they will do what this spoof site does and start posting the angry emails.

 

[derall]

Poe's Law rears its ugly head