Candles must be banned!

[cisamcgu]

From the site (Kidz page - Tower of Babel)- "God realized that if everyone lived in peace, then everyone who grow intelligent and stop believing in Him?! How would Pastors make money!!!? OH NO!! He had only one option now... "

I think we can all agree that is a spoof


Andrew

 

[MessenJah]

Lol

Quality spoofment.

I wonder how they measured masturbation levels? Spying?

And was the increase in crime a real increase in incidence or an increase in reporting?

 

[Keith Oates]

The number of power cuts we've had here during the last week, the use of candles (for lighting) has been very essential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Pig]

Ok, so maybe it's a spoof, but those folk who yell abuse at soldier's funerals are for real and they are just as extreme, which is pretty scary.

 

[bonk man]

It is obviously a spoof site guys............ unfortunately the real christian nutters are fairly in line with the stuff on this funny website.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've posted a number of searching questions:

What is the precise link between Satanism and the Democrats?
Do liberals eat babies?
If I take additional wives, can I sell the existing ones on eBay?

 

[andygates]

Mmm, babies

 

[Rhythm Thief]

It is obviously a spoof site guys............

Oh, how embarrassing ... The more I look at it, the more obvious it is.

However, this ...

unfortunately the real christian nutters are fairly in line with the stuff on this funny website.

... is also true, in my defence.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Oh, how embarrassing ... The more I look at it, the more obvious it is.

What a waste of a thirty page email denying the link between masturbation and voting Democrat.