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another_dave_b
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I bought a teach-yourself-guitar book a while back, and now I seem to be obsessed with my fingernails.
I file my fingernails, I consider the merits filing my fingernails different shapes, I oil my fingernails, I buy tracts on fingernail care, I google endless fingernail treatments, I repair the smallest crack.
I'm only on lesson seven.
What will I be like by the time I finish the course? Hair extensions? Blond highlights? Wardrobe organised by colour, and season? Hot flushes?
I file my fingernails, I consider the merits filing my fingernails different shapes, I oil my fingernails, I buy tracts on fingernail care, I google endless fingernail treatments, I repair the smallest crack.
I'm only on lesson seven.
What will I be like by the time I finish the course? Hair extensions? Blond highlights? Wardrobe organised by colour, and season? Hot flushes?