Down side of Pleasurable Things

[User6179]

As you get older

20s -10 pints - 2 trips to the toilet

40s -2 pints - 10 trips to the toilet

60s- stopped drinking pints , see above

 

[screenman]

GWS

Wife force fed me too much alcohol, so at least I have someone else to blame.

 

[TVC]

GWS

self inflicted injury, no sympathy to be offered.

 

[screenman]

self inflicted injury, no sympathy to be offered.

I did explain that it was not self inflicted.

 

[TVC]

I did explain that it was not self inflicted.

Nope, not buying that one

Anyway, here is some gentle music to sooth your pounding head.

 

[PaulB]

Being near northerners when going to Yorkshire.

You should stay down in the stinks-of-rat's-piss cesspit that's London then.

 

[Markymark]

Mind the gap

And pensioners get to ride for free.

 

[stephec]

I have no vices and my body is a temple. So I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

Who to, Buddha?

 

[Fnaar]

Getting mistaken for George Clooney

 

[marzjennings]

The credit card bill after a couple weeks long overseas holiday.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Getting mistaken for George Clooney

You should kick their guide dog.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

A damp sock.

 

[stephec]

A damp sock.

I needed glasses to read this.

 

[biggs682]

A damp sock.

must admit i dont enjoy wet socks when out on the bike either

 

[keithmac]

Going for a wee after just eating a pizza covered in jalapeños..