Drago's now traditional Winter 2023-24 murder deathkill slaughter annihilation chaos mayhem insanity weather thread

[Jameshow]

Is this a rival to the he mundane news thread?

I'm still on my summer holiday you guys are ruining it!🤣🤣🤣

 

[MichaelW2]

I haven't seen any hedgehogs flying south for the winter . Good omens so far for a mild winter.

 

[Windle]

I haven't seen any hedgehogs flying south for the winter . Good omens so far for a mild winter.

Of course you haven't ~ it's a well known fact that hedgehogs only ever fly at night. If you go out into the fields after dark and listen carefully you can hear them going over, squeaking quietly, you may occasionally get hit by a small hog-stool too.

 

[raleighnut]

Doom mongers have been predicting a 'harsh winter' for several years now, I suppose eventually they'll be right

 

[Drago]

I'm right every year 👍

Walking Bruce round Willen Lake in Milton Keynes today, it's 20C. Same day last week it was 26. If this trend continues it'll be barely 50 degrees Kelvin by Christmas 🎄

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I predict I’ll be out in 24C temperatures by Saturday

 

[postman]

I predict I’ll be out in 24C temperatures by Saturday

Well that means the Carbon bike wont be coming out,stupid things melt after a certain temperature.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Well that means the Carbon bike wont be coming out,stupid things melt after a certain temperature.

Don't forget that they become brittle and prone to shattering at low temperatures.

 

[raleighnut]

Don't forget that they become brittle and prone to shattering at low temperatures.

And just always look ugly.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don't forget that they become brittle and prone to shattering at low temperatures.

And implode if used at the deep end of a swimming pool

 

[Alex321]

And implode if used at the deep end of a swimming pool

And explode if you take them up a small mountain of course.

 

[Oldhippy]

Whatever you do don't drop one.

 

[Rooster1]

As it says on the tin. Meteorological autumn is but a few days away and the weather already has an autumnal feel to it. I predict a cold, hard, icy and snowy winter, so here is the traditional thread to discuss the weather between now and the time hedgehogs stop hibernating.

We never had a summer, so technically speaking we stayed in Winter.

 

[Rooster1]

Oh god, not the Squirrels!!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

And explode if you take them up a small mountain of course.

And lose its stiffness if it gets wet