steveindenmark
Legendary Member
To my mate who owns an LBS in Denmark.
"Now I am now a non EU citizen, can I get my bikes tax free"
Reply "Bugger off".
"Now I am now a non EU citizen, can I get my bikes tax free"
Reply "Bugger off".
Mum is 86, independent,has reasonable health and is fairly sound of mind...a bit slow to digest things but fairly alert.
Heres what happens when you mix technology in the form of a freeview hdd recorder...and an 86 YO...
Phone rings...
'Colin, sorry to ring you but I can't get anything on the tv'
'What does it say mum'
'A blue screen, it says no signal'
'Ok, you need to turn it to HDMI..press the source button, what does it say'
'Err.........(.many seconds pass)...the box is doing something....errr'
'Mum, are you using the new remote...you need to be using the old remote for the tv..press source'
'No....im using.....oh.....oh yes....it just says....(she tails off then nothing)
'Whatsit say mum'
'Errr...'
'Press source mum and tell me what it says in the box that comes on the screen'
'It says......errrr.....(tails off again)
28 minutes of going round and round in circles....god love her but .
'oooh, thats it, it just came on'
'what did you do mum'
'i just pressed 3 and on it came'
something I tried (unsucessfully onbviously) telling her about 20 minutes earlier
'sorry Col...i know im a nuicance'
'dont worry mum, youll get the hang of It '
i came off the phone and said to my wife...'oh gawld, i got a headache now'
Mum is 86, independent,has reasonable health and is fairly sound of mind...a bit slow to digest things but fairly alert.
Heres what happens when you mix technology in the form of a freeview hdd recorder...and an 86 YO...
Phone rings...
'Colin, sorry to ring you but I can't get anything on the tv'
'What does it say mum'
'A blue screen, it says no signal'
'Ok, you need to turn it to HDMI..press the source button, what does it say'
'Err.........(.many seconds pass)...the box is doing something....errr'
'Mum, are you using the new remote...you need to be using the old remote for the tv..press source'
'No....im using.....oh.....oh yes....it just says....(she tails off then nothing)
'Whatsit say mum'
'Errr...'
'Press source mum and tell me what it says in the box that comes on the screen'
'It says......errrr.....(tails off again)
28 minutes of going round and round in circles....god love her but .
'oooh, thats it, it just came on'
'what did you do mum'
'i just pressed 3 and on it came'
something I tried (unsucessfully onbviously) telling her about 20 minutes earlier
'sorry Col...i know im a nuicance'
'dont worry mum, youll get the hang of It '
i came off the phone and said to my wife...'oh gawld, i got a headache now'
Hussain walked into the canteen this morning, we're sitting having a coffee, Jamies phone is on the table.We're (3 engineers) sitting in the canteen, Jamie is looking at his phone, which is in an unusual case.
Another person, Hussain, in canteen looks up....
'What phone is that Jamie ?'
Without batting an eyelid, or even looking up, Jamie replied...
'Iphone 8'
'Huh...'
'Iphone 8'
'No, it cant be, its not even released yet'
Jamie is a terrible ribber, he will tell you anything that comes in his head. I jumped on the bandwagon, Jamie just kept lpoking at his phone as i said to Hussain..
'Iphone 8, its a development or test phone...i cant remember the word...jammy git got one as a product tester'
'Eh ?'
'Yknow, you apply to these places and they put products out for testing before release...jammy sod'
Hussain seemed flummoxed, you could tell, he just wanted to take a close look at the phone...which Jamie was now keeping close to him.
I turned to colleague 2 and quietly said...
'Got him '