Have you stockpiled in case of emergencies?

[John the Monkey]

Cor!

There is no way I could keep a filing cabinet full of Curlie Wurlies.

The key is to file some under C, and some under W, thus meaning that they can be retrieved by those favouring either a forename or surname based system.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The key is to file some under C, and some under W, thus meaning that they can be retrieved by those favouring either a forename or surname based system.

You're wired a little... differently aren't you?

 

[Crackle]

Curly Wurly, Wispas and stockpiling. We are back in the 1980's. I've only got a 15Kg bag of dog food but as Cliche so astutely observed. I have neighbours and I have an axe.

 

[Salty seadog]

If you need a hand in the food preparation, I have a six month supply of Lidl Shark 5 razor blades.

But no shaving foam, or have you rectified the situation, gotta look good for the apocalypse?

 

[subaqua]

quite a few gas bottles , and a rake of camping gear.

fishing is easy , or just hang the dead animals for 42 or so days untill all maggots are gone- makes sure the botulism is gone ( it worked for mad mike Hoare in the Congo with Baboons)

I can't have a zombie knife as they are illegal ...... as are fire arms of certain types........

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

If you need some stout boards to fix them to, drop round my way with a pannier.

I misread that. I thought you said stout bores and I know enough of them already.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Thank goodness for my filing cabinet full of Curly Wurlies.

I need to track you down.

I lurve curly worries and TBF I had started to notice their dwindling numbers on shop shelves.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I also have an armoire that I have stuffed with Wispas. Don't tell anyone though.

Wot no Picnics?

 

[stephec]

Think I'd better dash to Tesco and stock up on beer. I have chickens which will do on the food front, but running out of beer would be a major crisis I'd have to hit the home-made wine which is

You wouldn't choke a chicken?

 

[hopless500]

You wouldn't choke a chicken?

 

[John the Monkey]

Wot no Picnics?

Someone has been peeping in the credenza then!

The nerve.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I have 3 sets of 11s 27.5 wheels...i hope i dont get charged for panic buying !!

 

[hopless500]

Wot no Picnics?

You've just reminded me that I must have some of those lurking in the cupboard. Requires further investigation.

 

[jonny jeez]

I am sure I have enough food in the house to last 10 days without having to "stockpile".

And what about fresh water.

Our water sources are an easy target for all manner of attacks.

 

[Beebo]

I think my wife is prepping for some sort of shampoo famine, if the contents of the bathroom cupboard is anything to go by.