Have you stockpiled in case of emergencies?

[jonny jeez]

The key is to file some under C, and some under W, thus meaning that they can be retrieved by those favouring either a forename or surname based system.

Pah...noob.

No system of cross reference and a heavily biased naming convention.

You must try harder.

 

[John the Monkey]

Pah...noob.

No system of cross reference and a heavily biased naming convention.

You must try harder.

 

[hopless500]

And what about fresh water.

Our water sources are an easy target for all manner of attacks.

We've got a well

 

[hopless500]

Actually, it may need pumping out and sorting. I seem to remember Mr Hop mentioning there being a couple of floating rats in there
Mind you, they've probably dissolved by now.

 

[slowmotion]

I misread that. I thought you said stout bores and I know enough of them already.

When supplies run low, I may drop round for a spot of cannibalism.

 

[slowmotion]

But no shaving foam, or have you rectified the situation, gotta look good for the apocalypse?

I'm still running on soap, I'm afraid.

 

[Spud Murphy]

Food, water, matches, torch, radio, weapons, all sorts of shizzle. My SAR kit is kept in the car, so in the event of a civilisation threatening disaster - such as Corbyn becoming PM - I can survive from several days away from home.[/QUO

I would make sure my Lear jet is refuelled and ready for immediate use.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Look out the nations Gin stocks are about to go down.

 

[Spud Murphy]

And what about fresh water.

Our water sources are an easy target for all manner of attacks.

We must have a small ocean of fresh water in bottles stored in supermarkets warehouses.

 

[coffeejo]

We must have a small ocean of fresh water in bottles stored in supermarkets warehouses.

Just a shame we've got such a massive population!

 

[Spud Murphy]

But no shaving foam, or have you rectified the situation, gotta look good for the apocalypse?

You can have my stockpile of shaving foam. I have had a beard for 35 years and I still get shaving foam/after shave for xmas!!

 

[Salty seadog]

You can have my stockpile of shaving foam. I have had a beard for 35 years and I still get shaving foam/after shave for xmas!!

Haha, I've had a beard for 21 years now, so long that the spare razor heads in the cabinet only have 2 blades.....

 

[subaqua]

have hydrocarbons , you have air , you will have water.

simple chemistry .

distilling freshwater is fairly simple too. its the waste product from the body thats the big issue to deal with. although if done sensibly can be dried and burnt as fuel.

not a survivalist nutter but know how to exist when i have to.

 

[Hill Wimp]

have hydrocarbons , you have air , you will have water.

simple chemistry .

distilling freshwater is fairly simple too. its the waste product from the body thats the big issue to deal with. although if done sensibly can be dried and burnt as fuel.

not a survivalist nutter but know how to exist when i have to.

Well you do live in East London!

 

[Levo-Lon]

[QUOTE 4430931, member: 259"]We have a massive pond, and the dogs drink out of it so it must be OK![/QUOTE]

our old Alsation used to lie in our big pond on hot days..just his head out on the slabs..funny old dog he was