I really really hope this turns out to be real

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I hope it's real and they never find it/them!
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
He must of left his bike at home 'cuz he usually rides.


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Awful screams can sometimes be heard.
This is b'cuz his hair has been caught in the chain.
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
So they claim to have found a footprint that looks human and is about 20cm long.

Maybe...just maybe it is HUMAN. 20cm is only about 8 inches, my feet are about 12 inches long, why is this a news story.

****Newsflash*****

The yeti is actually in my bathroom. Last night I found wet footprints that didn't come from a bear or a leopard, they were much more human looking.
The yeti is obviously a very clean animal as the footprints led away from the shower.
Also found were some hairs in the shower. These have been sent off for forensic testing. What I do know is that these hairs did not come from a dolphin therefor must be yeti hairs.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
redjedi said:
Maybe...just maybe it is HUMAN. 20cm is only about 8 inches, my feet are about 12 inches long, why is this a news story.
That's about a foot ;):biggrin:
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
Maz said:
Him-a-liar.

But I've got more evidence than those Japanese climbers. I've got footprints and hairs........and some toenail clippings (scientifically proven not to come from a lion ....ergo must be from a yeti)

These yetis are very well groomed animals ;)
 
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