We have these round hereWell in that case don't forget to make the tale much bigger when you tell the family; throw in a few rabid dogs chasing you, a juggling clown to swerve around, and a runaway truck loaded with big concrete drain pipes. Hopefully they'll be so pleased you got back alive they'll pamper you for at least a few days ...
Well in that case don't forget to make the tale much bigger when you tell the family; throw in a few rabid dogs chasing you, a juggling clown to swerve around, and a runaway truck loaded with big concrete drain pipes. Hopefully they'll be so pleased you got back alive they'll pamper you for at least a few days ...
Yup, sounds about right for our house too.Hah! fat chance of that, my Mrs laughed at me and called me a silly old bugger.............something about "it's about time you slowed down you silly sod" no sympathy from that direction
if I can still get my leg over in twenty yearsYup, sounds about right for our house too.
Maybe leave it another 20 years before the next one.
They'll be passing your way in the early hours, when it's quiet
Rephrase neededif I can still get my leg over in twenty years
the bike......................what did you think I meant
On the plus side, you didn't land in the canal...
He'd have left the bike then!
