Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

26 x 25's idea to get rich quick by forging 10p's fell flat as he was filing the corners off 50p pieces.

 

[Speicher]

TBM knows that Rich does not read this thread, so Rich will not be there quickly.

 

[postman]

Rockymountain is spending another day in Hospital,after swallowing a £20 note.Doctors gave him a laxative,but there is still no change in his condition.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky prefers a Bishops Finger, although he doesn't like it if it's not at room temperature.

 

[Speicher]

The Landlord at Cheddar George's local pub is not impressed with the intonation that Cheddar uses when saying "Old Peculiar!"

 

[Cheddar George]

Speichers a stout lady.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar is a ballet dancer. This explains why he frequently practices at the bar.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is so good at pinball after a drink that she's known as the meth rum and lime kid.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's driven his Rolls Royce in the swimming pool again.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba is planning a quick dip in the Bristol Channel this afternoon.

 

[Cheddar George]

No matter how many times Speicher adjusts her aerial she just can't get the Bristol Channel.

 

[Speicher]

I am not suggesting Cheddar George is a funny shape, but ship-shaped springs to mind.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher is both ship shape and Bristol fashion ........ jogging suit, high heels and a spray tan.

 

[postman]

Cheddar George once told a group of pensioners he had downed a few Spitfires, after recovering in A&E he told them they were real ales.

 

[Speicher]

Postman will be having Sausages and Mash for tea.