Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Mort knows that my name is Petunia, and I do not eat picnics on the beach.

 

[postman]

What a week Rocky has had.His e mail spam box has been overflowing.He has Fed Ex parcels coming out of his ears.Offers to become a millionaire via Nigerian UN diplomats.Financial experts offers bond deals and best of all Russian ladies wanting sexual encounters with him.
Well tough luck i got the same offers and have replied to them all.Trouble is they are more than three miles away.And none of them called Rebecca.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky went to sleep last night and woke up with stitches and a new name - Rebecca

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort is getting older and older. He's a long liver

 

[Speicher]

Tbt has the complete series of "The Liver Birds" on vhs tape.

 

[Speicher]

After his relaxing weekend, Rocky is leaving his country seat.



He has not got room in the boot of his car for the picnic chair.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky stole one of the legs and now has as a flair for telling jokes.

 

[TVC]

Pete is really working the hot pants and roller boots combo.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky spent his formative years at Charterhouse, best dinner lady they ever employed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM was tried it on with Agnes the dinner lady, and ended up getting his just desserts.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh was spoon fed as a child. They still show up on X-Rays of course.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has desserted his post. He spilt custard on his letters.

 

[Alan Frame]

Speicher is discustard by paw speling.

 

[Speicher]

Alan Frame knows that my favourite biskits are discustard creams.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher likes a walnut whip, anyway enough about her fetishes...