Mort once got his voting slip and Pools coupon mixed up and Littlewoods staff in Liverpool were upset to get a "You ******* scumbags want a good ******* you ***ers" 5 Away Results entry.
Rockymountain's ambition to go out with a bunny girl failed to materialise when he took a wrong turn in the Gorbals and injured himself in the Trossachs.
Rockymountain has been left wondering why, after complementing a friend on the way the mew mustache is growing, she suddenly does not want to be his friend anymore.
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