This winter is booked to last until April 16th. Spring will be April 17th - June 2nd.
Summer 2024 will be June 3rd - June 19th, and followed by a premature autumn beginning on June 20th and dragging on until a similarly premature winter, which starts on Bonfire Night in 2024!
I am making regular visits to NotACelebrityButThisWeatherIsDoingMyHeadInSoGetMeOutOfHereToo.com...