Ringo Starr says Macca died in 1966 and was replaced by a lookie likie.

[Haitch]

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[Beebo]

Yeah but Ringo is Yasser Arafat.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Yeah but Ringo is Yasser Arafat.
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I'm sure you are correct except that Yasser's drumming was amazingly good while Ringo's politicking was rubbish

 

[buggi]

My mum reckons it could be true, this has sparked a massive debate at my mums house. First she said they're was a lapse around this time where they disappeared for a few weeks. Then there is the fact he's really ugly now he's older and not a very good singer. Also the falling out with John Lennon. Yoko was always blamed and my mum reckons its weird that him and Paul fell out coz they were really close so it makes sense that John didn't get on with the new Paul, and left the band. My mum said they were a massive phenomenon, nothing like them had ever happened before and so its unlikely they'd let a small detail like Paul's death put an end to it, as he was the most popular one, and with all the hysteria, it's unlikely that anyone would notice or question it . The family was probably paid off. And Paul's ex Mrs (the one with the half leg who's name escapes me) got a phenomenal divorce pay out, so it could be she knows, and they made her look like a right loon in the press, so even if she had said something no one would have believed her (Lance Armstrong type bullying tactics?) My mum reckons that Ringo still has everything up top so there is no way he would discredit himself now, and there seems to be no trace of the "lookalike" after 1966.

And I'm gonna chuck in my two pennies worth....

What if John Lennon wasn't knocked off by some random mad loony bloke.... But assassinated to keep him quiet?

 

[buggi]

This story has been knocking around for years.

So was the Lance Armstrong thing

No smoke without fire?

 

[classic33]

My mum reckons it could be true, this has sparked a massive debate at my mums house. First she said they're was a lapse around this time where they disappeared for a few weeks. Then there is the fact he's really ugly now he's older and not a very good singer. Also the falling out with John Lennon. Yoko was always blamed and my mum reckons its weird that him and Paul fell out coz they were really close so it makes sense that John didn't get on with the new Paul, and left the band. My mum said they were a massive phenomenon, nothing like them had ever happened before and so its unlikely they'd let a small detail like Paul's death put an end to it, as he was the most popular one, and with all the hysteria, it's unlikely that anyone would notice or question it . The family was probably paid off. And Paul's ex Mrs (the one with the half leg who's name escapes me) got a phenomenal divorce pay out, so it could be she knows, and they made her look like a right loon in the press, so even if she had said something no one would have believed her (Lance Armstrong type bullying tactics?) My mum reckons that Ringo still has everything up top so there is no way he would discredit himself now, and there seems to be no trace of the "lookalike" after 1966.

And I'm gonna chuck in my two pennies worth....

What if John Lennon wasn't knocked off by some random mad loony bloke.... But assassinated to keep him quiet?

Would that have been masterminded by Yoko or the CIA

 

[Fnaar]

No, hold on, I thought Liam and Noel Gallagher were meant to be the offspring of a genetic experiment which fused Lennon and McCartney's genes with those of a chimp? There was an unforseen by-product, Bonnie Langford.

 

[Archie_tect]

Someone should remind Ringo that if he can remember the 60s he wasn't really there.....

 

[Smurfy]

It's actually Ringo Starr who has been replaced.

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Ooooh! A Mint user! Thinking of trying that when my Ubuntu LTS expires.

 

[classic33]

Someone should remind Ringo that if he can remember the 60s he wasn't really there.....

Just Imagine!

 

[buggi]

Have you been breathing paint fumes?

Turps

 

[buggi]

Conclusive evidence...

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

People really do have too much time on their hands

 

[classic33]

People really do have too much time on their hands

What makes you say that?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What makes you say that?

Lets just call it a hunch