Romance is not dead.

[rich p]

There's really no need for that...

 

[hopless500]

There's really no need for that...

I knew someone would comment

 

[snorri]

Torry quine ?

Thanks MrsM, best laugh I've had from CC for a while .

 

[raleighnut]

Overheard in the cafe of my local fitness club. Group of women talking about Plenty of Fish experiences:-
'As he bought dinner, I gave a him a blowjob in the car park."

It didn't happen to be Gillian Taylforth you overheard did it?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Maybe this thread should be merged with this one?

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/swallows-2016.200331/

 

[Profpointy]

a work colleague from the US, when she was first in the UK apparently told her colleagues over lunch that she had "blown off" her date that weekend. She sensed from the stunned open-mouthed looks round the table that they had not understood this to mean "cancelled"

 

[Tim Hall]

I know a joke about Gillian Taylforth, The Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison's band.

 

[YahudaMoon]

If Im on a first date and the lady wants to check my bike tyre pressure and pump them up accordingly on my bike in the car park she's on a winner

 

[tyred]

Never seems to work out like this for me.

 

[stephec]

Never seems to work out like this for me.

Do you mean nobody's ever bought you dinner?

 

[ufkacbln]

Overheard on a bus...

He is getting far too possessive

I slept with two of his friends at that party last week and he is gettin funny about it

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Overheard on a bus...

He is getting far too possessive

I slept with two of his friends at that party last week and he is gettin funny about it

Can't be Michael Macintyre's Mrs then.

 

[TVC]

On the recent flight to Paris the hen party sat behind us was well lubricated. As with any hen group there is one foghorn voiced drunk in the middle orchestrating proceedings. Her chosen subject this time, for the delight of the entire Airbus, anal sex and how she wouldn't let her boyfriend do it unless she'd had a shower first.

Charming

 

[Mugshot]

On the recent flight to Paris the hen party sat behind us was well lubricated. As with any hen group there is one foghorn voiced drunk in the middle orchestrating proceedings. Her chosen subject this time, for the delight of the entire Airbus, anal sex and how she wouldn't let her boyfriend do it unless she'd had a shower first.

Charming

Easy Jet?

 

[TVC]

Easy Jet?

From Luton, how did you guess?