@Moderators can we have this as a sticky for the duration, it was such a good thread last year ?
OK - although the bird quips are amusing, it would be nice to concentrate just on the feathered versions here.APOLOGIES TO @User9609
I didn't realise my Mrs Goodbody/bird quips were in this thread.
MODS: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REMOVE THE BIRD QUIPS EARLIER IN THE THREAD. I LOVED REIVER'S THREAD LAST YEAR, AND WOULD HATE TO SPOIL THIS ONE THANK YOU