Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

I know you will hate me for this, but my work is just over a mile from where I live. Five minutes by bike, four minutes by car...

Or 15 minutes on foot!

 

[Lullabelle]

Or 15 minutes on foot!

That sounds about right, takes me about that long to get home.

 

[ColinJ]

That sounds about right, takes me about that long to get home.

I don't think I would bother cycling just 1 mile. Once it got to 2 miles or so the time saving would definitely make it worthwhile. In between, mmm ...?

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I know you will hate me for this, but my work is just over a mile from where I live. Five minutes by bike, four minutes by car. My decision each morning is: How cold does it look?

Edit: BTW my bike is a fixie, 'cos there are no hills either

I can go off some people you know.

 

[Speicher]

You have heard the expression "actions speak louder than words"?

Be prepared to be deafened!

 

[Lullabelle]

I don't think I would bother cycling just 1 mile. Once it got to 2 miles or so the time saving would definitely make it worthwhile. In between, mmm ...?

The walk itself is next to a main road, turn off onto a smaller road turn again onto another road, not exactly scenic. Traffic and houses...

 

[ColinJ]

The walk itself is next to a main road, turn off onto a smaller road turn again onto another road, not exactly scenic. Traffic and houses...

Doesn't sound exactly enthralling!

I suppose I would ride that mile as long as there was very secure bike parking at work.

 

[ComedyPilot]

We drive on the LEFT in this country

A circular white sign with a diagonal black strip is the national speed limit. A circular white sign with a red border and the black number 30 indicates a 30mph limit.

Neither of them mean drive at 45mph at all times.

 

[gbb]

'Ohhh Pam, bless ya, you look terrible'
Not a friend, but someone we've known for maybe 30 years, same age, same kind of person as most of us, happy, smiling, always got time to chat when we occasionally cross paths....but she likes a drink, always did.
But now, she looks 20 years older than she should and her complexions gone, skinny..she just looks wrecked, yet alert and still smiling. So sad.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh just F**K OFF!!

..... Have I said that before??

 

[Licramite]

Into and home from!
I felt like torching the car when I got out last night.
Only the fact that the company would probably take a dim view of such actions that stopped me!

I just sigh a sigh of releif when I get home - I survived - after my normal 2 or 3 near misses every night coming home from work. - its getting better in the summer except the extra tractors.

My next car is going to be a tank.

 

[luckyfox]

The meeting we had was pointless. You're quite happy for whoever to pick up the slack. I'm not. It's your company and i'm not being paid enough to deal with your crap, that's why im self employed and why this will be my last invoice. I've left everything in good state and whoever takes my place, providing they dont have to work it all out themselves (like i did), they will fit in fine. No hard feeling, just dont need to see the company go under... again.

 

[vernon]

Oh just F**K OFF!!

..... Have I said that before??

Talking to yourself again?

 

[subaqua]

No i just love clearing up the mess you made of the policy rewrite

 

[fimm]

If you must make private phone calls in the Ladies' loo (and I do accept that there are not that many places where you can make a private phone call in this office) don't give me Looks if I come in and use the toilet!