Uncle Drago's agony column

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Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Two things must thee know about the wise man.

First, he is wise.

Second, he is a man.

Does that make @Drago an oxymoron? :scratch:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
One goes up the pub, and one then goes down home. To be honest, I'm usually quite fast getting up the pub, but tend to take quite a while getting home, depending on how many lamp posts want to fight me.
That's not the same thing though.

One's going, the other's coming.
Would you be coming or going?
 

woodbutcher

Veteran
Location
S W France
since time is constant and it is only we that change it matters not whether one feels change is about to happen or has already occurred ad infinitum .
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
Why do "Slow Up" & "Slow Down" mean the same thing?

They're slow up hills, they're slow down hills.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
As far as odd socks are concerned, it is all the rage to wear odd socks nowadays. My grandsons often wear odd socks. You might even be given respect and have street cred bestowed upon you for doing so. :okay:

I went to work in odd shoes once. happened to look at one of my feet and thought “That’s funny, I could have sworn I’d put my brogues on this morning” Turned out I had indeed put one brogue on
 
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