What is she after?

[screenman]

At 5pm the afternoon I was dragged kicking and screaming out on the bike by the wife for a trip to the pub, where she force fed me a few pints, we are now back home and she is insisting on pushing vodka and cokes down my throat and feeding me lots of nice scrumptious food. There must be a catch.

 

[Hip Priest]

You're getting a sunbed.

 

[screenman]

....your body?

You could well be right, but she did not have to buy me a beer.

 

[screenman]

You're getting a sunbed.

No chance, it would be way too complicated.

 

[djb1971]

have you spotted the paint and wallpaper yet?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

You to be off guard when she clubs you to death?

 

[screenman]

have you spotted the paint and wallpaper yet?

I built this house 7 years ago and most of the rooms have been redecorated 5 times since, so I doubt that is it.

 

[screenman]

You to be off guard when she clubs you to death?

Good point, life insurance runs out in 8 months.

 

[classic33]

Another house!

 

[classic33]

Good point, life insurance runs out in 8 months.

Ace of Spades lying about?

 

[classic33]

Keep posting @screenman so that we know you are still alive......

Pay him a visit?

 

[Drago]

She wants a new kitchen!

 

[HertzvanRental]

You are sure it's THE wife?

 

[screenman]

She wants a new kitchen!

You sir are a mind reader, that was mentioned at the pub,

 

[screenman]

You are sure it's THE wife?

I think so, what does she look like?