What is she after?

[Hyslop]

At 5pm the afternoon I was dragged kicking and screaming out on the bike by the wife for a trip to the pub, where she force fed me a few pints, we are now back home and she is insisting on pushing vodka and cokes down my throat and feeding me lots of nice scrumptious food. There must be a catch.

There is.A new kitchen by the looks of things.You will shortly be asked to sell your Storck/Cervelo,etc Stick it out,all things must pass.

 

[Strathlubnaig]

just check your bank account / credit card limits...

 

[classic33]

just check your bank account / credit card limits...

Is he able?

 

[byegad]

She's got a hole dug in the garden for the body..... he called her the wife once too often!

 

[Dayvo]

The divorce papers have come through.

 

[postman]

I built this house 7 years ago and most of the rooms have been redecorated 5 times since, so I doubt that is it.

That's it,you have painted it so many times,it is now smaller,house hunting today.

 

[dellzeqq]

You sir are a mind reader, that was mentioned at the pub,

I once had to choose between a new Colnago and a kitchen. We never got the kitchen. It's all a question of priorities.

 

[Rural Spaceman]

Kiss her arse, hurrah!...

 

[SD1]

I think she may have realised after 41 years that I am the perfect husband.

You're living in a f*cking dream world!!

 

[Arrowfoot]

Quite concerned that he has not posted today. Should we contact the Police just to be on the safe side.

 

[SD1]

She reversed the car over one of your bikes ?

More likely she reversed YOUR car over ALL your bikes.....accidentally.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After all that vodka it will be a bit second hand.

But better than the liver

 

[craigwend]

He's been taken ...........................................................................................................to IKEA (Swedish for 'hell')

 

[Markymark]

He's been taken ...........................................................................................................to IKEA (Swedish for 'hell')

Hell.....but with cheap hotdogs.

 

[craigwend]

Hell.....but with cheap hotdogs.

At least @screenman holds out for ... ' pushing vodka and cokes down my throat and feeding me lots of nice scrumptious food'