Mr Pig
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What is it with them?
In our bathroom we have a tall bookcase which holds the usual bathroom stuff, piles of towels, stacks of toilet rolls etc, and three wicker baskets that keep all of the clutter tidy. Your bathroom will probably be similar.
To find anything in these baskets one has to rummage through piles of stuff. I should also point out that the kids have a little toilet of their own upstairs so the stuff in these baskets belongs almost entirely to my wife and I, and I use about three things! Today, whilst searching for more razor blades, I counted up some of the contents on the baskets, virtually all of which my wife is responsible for:
13 tubes of toothpaste.
10 roll-on deodorants.
7 toothbrushes (four of which are in use...there are two of us!)
6 bars of soap.
10 packets of hankies.
7 bottles of shampoo
3 hair brushes.
2 tins of shaving foam (I don't use it!)
2 tins of freeze spray
5 travel bags (for two of us?)
So at least if there is a transport catastrophe and the supermarkets run empty we'll be able to live on toothpaste for a month! I should point out that this is not a comprehensive list. There are at least twenty other bottles of smell, scrub and beautifying liquids that clearly don't work, cotton balls and enough tampons and towels to drain Loch Ness! Also this does not include the bottles in the shower etc.
I'm off to piss my wife off by pointing out the error of her ways. Wish my luck men...
In our bathroom we have a tall bookcase which holds the usual bathroom stuff, piles of towels, stacks of toilet rolls etc, and three wicker baskets that keep all of the clutter tidy. Your bathroom will probably be similar.
To find anything in these baskets one has to rummage through piles of stuff. I should also point out that the kids have a little toilet of their own upstairs so the stuff in these baskets belongs almost entirely to my wife and I, and I use about three things! Today, whilst searching for more razor blades, I counted up some of the contents on the baskets, virtually all of which my wife is responsible for:
13 tubes of toothpaste.
10 roll-on deodorants.
7 toothbrushes (four of which are in use...there are two of us!)
6 bars of soap.
10 packets of hankies.
7 bottles of shampoo
3 hair brushes.
2 tins of shaving foam (I don't use it!)
2 tins of freeze spray
5 travel bags (for two of us?)
So at least if there is a transport catastrophe and the supermarkets run empty we'll be able to live on toothpaste for a month! I should point out that this is not a comprehensive list. There are at least twenty other bottles of smell, scrub and beautifying liquids that clearly don't work, cotton balls and enough tampons and towels to drain Loch Ness! Also this does not include the bottles in the shower etc.
I'm off to piss my wife off by pointing out the error of her ways. Wish my luck men...
. I only have the one tube of toothpaste but do have a large random assortment of other toiletries, not helped by my habit of taking the small bottles from hotels when I stay in them.
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