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ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
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What has roads but no cars, rivers but no water and hills but no trees?

I had better MAP out the rest of my evening with something else as these are as old as the internet :laugh:
 
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classic33

classic33

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A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car.



At the bottom of the sea there lies a ship worth millions of dollars that may never be recovered. Why?
 

Sittingduck

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Somewhere flat
A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car.



At the bottom of the sea there lies a ship worth millions of dollars that may never be recovered. Why?

Because it's being guarded by a giant Octopus?
 
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classic33

classic33

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If Jill, having come down the hill, with her half crown! Moves into her new house, having left Jack. Is there a driveway & whats her new telephone number?
 

Speicher

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A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car.

Man and wife were in two cars.



At the bottom of the sea there lies a ship worth millions of dollars that may never be recovered. Why? Not enough fabric to recover all the upholstery? :giggle:
 
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classic33

classic33

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Last three answers incorrect, sofar!

Having split with Jill, Jack moves into his rented apartment. Give the door colour.
 
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