2 facts about me

[RAYMOND]

Two interesting facts about me.... 1) my knob is the same length as 1 argos pen .. 2) im im now banned from argos !

 

[Doseone]

My wife said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

 

[Drago]

I'm a very modest feller, and I'm a compulsive liar.

 

[defy-one]

I ride 300 miles a week at an average of 28mph, i'm also known to exagerate!

 

[Oxo]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwwwwww!

 

[biggs682]

i never get lost but i do sometimes take the scenic route

 

[postman]

I am the Worlds tallest midget at 6' 4".

 

[ianrauk]

I like cheese... a lot

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am at the Paralympics and have seen rowing, Goalball and Athletics so far.

Unfortunately I didn't get any tickets for today so I am sat in the tent relaxing instead and (and catching up with some much needed sleep.

 

[Dangermouse]

I must be a lesbian, I love women

 

[EltonFrog]

I must be a lesbian, I love women

Same here, what part of Lesbia are you from, do you know Connie Lingus?

 

[EltonFrog]

Two interesting facts.

I do all my own stunts, and I tell all my own lies.

 

[smokeysmoo]

After today;

1) my left leg is hurting

2) and my right leg is hurting as well

 

[Jimmy Doug]

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect