2 facts about me

[Pat "5mph"]

I cannot sum 2 pus 2, and I'm doing the daily paperwork for my unit

 

[Primal Scream]

I have the body of a God , a shame it is Buddahs

 

[edwardd67]

I'm a Lumberjack
and
I'm alright!

 

[vernon]

I like eating pies.

I don't like not eating pies.

 

[BrumJim]

My finest quality is my modesty.
No one has ever accused me of being a bad listener.

 

[TVC]

Women want me
Men want to be me.