Not very imaginative is it?
I think your sarcasm or humour has been lost in translation.
Looks an awesome route, stage 1 maybe a bit standard but given the constraints of starring in Leeds and finishing in Manc, 3 climbs and a sprint finish expected, Give a sprinter chance for yellow for day which they surely wont retain on ...
Stage 2 is a cracking / brutal day with whatever group that has stayed at the front exploding on Jenkin road
and a rarely seen TTT round London for Stage 3.

Snake Pass is my all time favourite climb to ride, and is a wonderful road to drive, so the fact the Tour de France is going over it is a dream come true.
Assuming the road is open…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq6jjd9je9no
I wonder if routing it over there might be a way of forcing the issue of who keeps funding the repairs to keep it open.
It seems like it's Derbyshire that doesn't want to get the chequebook out, and I can understand them a bit - I mean the road is Manchester to Sheffield and doesn't really serve Derbyshire at all, just slices the top off. I'd have thought this would have been a Highways Authority road
Less "doesn't want to" and more "even if we wanted to we don't have the money" I think
It seems like it's Derbyshire that doesn't want to get the chequebook out, and I can understand them a bit - I mean the road is Manchester to Sheffield and doesn't really serve Derbyshire at all, just slices the top off. I'd have thought this would have been a Highways Authority road
I wonder if routing it over there might be a way of forcing the issue of who keeps funding the repairs to keep it open.
Only motorways and trunk roads are managed by National Highways. All others are the local council that has highway responsibilities.