I think your sarcasm or humour has been lost in translation.
Looks an awesome route, stage 1 maybe a bit standard but given the constraints of starring in Leeds and finishing in Manc, 3 climbs and a sprint finish expected, Give a sprinter chance for yellow for day which they surely wont retain on ...
Stage 2 is a cracking / brutal day with whatever group that has stayed at the front exploding on Jenkin road
and a rarely seen TTT round London for Stage 3.