4 questions about this picture

[Greedo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...kely-Lothario-strikes-With-younger-model.html


1. How the hell does he manage it?

2. What the hell is she doing with him?

3. Is this a publicity stunt?

4. Has Lembit got water on the knee as he appears to have a plug hanging from his knee

 

[Keith Oates]

1. Manage what?
2. Having her photo taken.
3. Advertising a bra.
4. Who's Lembit?

 

[cookiemonster]

He must be hung like a well hung gorrilla.

 

[Theseus]

1. Manage what?

Land the pretty girl. His last GF was one of the cheeky girls

4. Who's Lembit?

An MP, the man in the picture.

 

[Davidc]

Perhaps he's fiddling something other than expenses

 

[accountantpete]

4. Has Lembit got water on the knee as he appears to have a plug hanging from his knee

He's tapping her up!

 

[Dayvo]

Maybe she thinks he's Michael Schumacher.

 

[Fnaar]

4. Has Lembit got water on the knee as he appears to have a plug hanging from his knee

He needs drainpipe trousers

 

[Hover Fly]

They don't call him 'The Telescope' for nothing you know (and it's not his astronomy!!!!)

I though it was because his surname is Optik.

 

[Greedo]

Read the article!!!

1. Manage what?
2. Having her photo taken.
3. Advertising a bra.
4. Who's Lembit?

 

[on the road]

He's just pulled the plug out of the thames, the water's about to go down.

 

[Globalti]

It's a tranny; I went to school with him.

 

[Greedo]

He went to a great surgeon because that body couldn't be any better. Ideal infact!

It's a tranny; I went to school with him.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lets see?

Strumpet goes with public figure to increase public exposure and portfolio then leaves said public figure and is guided through media scrum wanting 'the gory details' by (the late) Jade Goody's publicist.

Q: When will the Great British public wake up to this shoot?

A: They won't because they're not great anymore; they live for celebrity tittle-tattle and salacious inuendo to prop up their desperately empty and meaning-less lives.

 

[tdr1nka]

Alternatively, who cares?