5.5 tonnes of Nutella stolen..

[biggs682]

Get your own line.

point taken

 

[snailracer]

The suspect will literally have sticky fingers.

 

[HLaB]

It wasn't me, unfortunately

 

[Arjimlad]

All very good, well done !

 

[TVC]

News of this theft is spreading fast.

 

[Hitchington]

Marmite told me a good one earlier but I think you'll have curd it before

 

[tribanjules]

Found one of them!

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its satnav !!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Was it Nutella Fitzgerald what done it?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

If it were me i'd just eat the evidence...
actually that stuff puts some serious miles in your legs.

 

[tribanjules]

If it were me i'd just eat the evidence...
actually that stuff puts some serious miles in your legs.

ooh thanks for that - great reason to quote to missus when she see it in the shopping basket

 

[Fnaar]

On the M1, a lorry has shed its load of onions. Police have told drivers to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

 

[skudupnorth]

Where's Lisa21 ?? Number one suspect me thinks !

 

[Trail Child]

If it was anyone here, please PM me... I won't tell.

 

[TheDoctor]

If it was anyone here, please PM me... I won't tell.