500 to go!

[Rickshaw Phil]

All aboard the Costa Concordia!

Can I drive?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Can I drive?

Only if you are Italian, so it had better be Pat.



..... WATCH THAT ROCK!!

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Only if you are Italian!

Oh.

We can get Pat to do it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh.

We can get Pat to do it.

Can't be any worse than Captain Scitier... Sciatenn.... that guy who sunk it!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

..... WATCH THAT ROCK!!

Don't worry, I couldn't miss it!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Did someone call?

It isn't very well known, but Rockaay was on a diving holiday in the area at the time and hit his head on something. The red mark on his forehead and complete lack of neck bears testament to what happened next.

 

[summerdays]

Hmm ... I'm just wondering ... did I prefer the peace and quiet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't let me stop you, this thread was nicely ticking over as you all talked about..... well..... sod all really (no change there then).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't tempt me!

Maybe we can change it to '1830 to go' for you instead!

 

[Nihal]

Only if you are Italian, so it had better be Pat.

They dont fly at 5mph

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Can't be any worse than Captain Scitier... Sciatenn.... that guy who sunk it!

Oh, believe me, you don't wanna have me drive anything with an engine: I'm a disaster driver

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, believe me, you don't wanna have me drive anything with an engine: I'm a disaster driver

After seeing the driving in Italy, I doubt anyone would really notice anyway!

 

[Archie_tect]

The first rule of Mediterranean driving: 'what's behind me doesn't count'.

 

[colly]

The first rule of Mediterranean driving: 'what's behind me doesn't count'.

The second rule is 'what's in front of me doesn't count'

 

[Archie_tect]

2nd rule of diving: keep on the blind side of the referee.