A bummer for bacon fans

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Pete

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alecstilleyedye said:
why don't they just come out with the truth - just about anything remotely pleasurable is potentially bad for you.
Such as ... er ... cycling?

Arch said:
What about smoked bacon? That must be a double whammy!
I can assure all those who care to read this, that I have never smoked bacon. Not even in a spliff. Being a lifelong non-smoker, of course, makes it less likely that I would have indulged myself in this way...

As for what everyone else does - well, am I bovvered? No such thing as 'passive eating' is there, so munch away at your nitrite-laden sarnies to your heart's content (well not really to your heart's benefit, but you know what I mean...). After all you're only helping to remove yourself from the planet sooner, save the burden on our beleaguered pension funds... Of course, it might be me on the stretcher after a bike crash waiting to get into Casualty, held up because some slob's having his early heart-attack seen to, but that's a risk we have to take....
 
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