A confession. I am a hat man.

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4570074, member: 21629"]Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way ...
Xmas came early for someone. [/QUOTE]

 

[Hill Wimp]

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Shiny balls you have there.

You obviously polish them regularly.

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4570467, member: 21629"]@Fab Foodie

Blimey, these balls must be hanging right down to the knees !

Jeez ...

[/QUOTE]

 

[Fab Foodie]

Shiny balls you have there.

You obviously polish them regularly.

 

[hopless500]

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Where are my shades?

 

[Tim Hall]

It was a competition. I forget who won.

Everyone's a winner.
That's the truth.

 

[hopless500]

My turn to share

 

[Dayvo]

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That's posh! Having a lift in your gaff!

 

[hopless500]

Are they, perchance, related?

Have you been drinking Reg?

 

[Dayvo]

Are they, perchance, related?

Forrest.

Foodie

They'll be on your doorstep before you know it.

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's posh! Having a lift in your gaff!

Well Fenton is getting on a bit....

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Where's the hats?

Anyway, I am going to have to ignore this thread soon as I have just bought another fecking hat! This time all the way from Spain. Twattery hat thread.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Nope. Sober as a judge.

The shirts... the jackets,... the same gormless look. I think Forrest and Foodie may be cousins.

I do know a lot about Shrimp processing....

BUT

Unlike orhers here, I've never been shot in the buttocks...

 

[Fab Foodie]

So is it Fenton who polishes your large, dangly, shiny balls?

I polish them as vigourously as I like!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm sitting in a bar in Ireland with my second pint if Guinness, reading this and laughing lokr a drain!