A delicate matter

[simon the viking]

How about..... "sorry I think I've opened the toy you bought for your dog"

 

[Louch]

I wondered where that had went , tel her to hurry up as my old one not got long left!

 

[BrianEvesham]

We had a problem like this, only it was a vibrator, my OH just left it resealed outside their front door in the dead of night.

Phew, nothing was ever said

Edit:

I do smile to myself every time I see her though.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Just leave it on her doorstep properly wrapped and save her any embarrassment.

 

[MarkF]

Reminds me of finding a box in my boss's draw, emblazoned, "Yahoo! Ride 'em cowboy, love stirrups", neither of us ever mentioned the incident. Just take it round.

 

[ASC1951]

Reminds me of finding a box in my boss's draw, emblazoned, "Yahoo! Ride 'em cowboy, love stirrups", neither of us ever mentioned the incident.....

Although your Appraisals always seemed to be very positive.

 

[Dangermouse]

Just deliver it dressed in black leather bottomless chaps, cowboy hat..........spurs, don't forget the spurs and a good riding crop..........you never know your luck

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Doorstep at night, say no more

 

[400bhp]

Put it on and drop round.

Interesting use of the words

 

[midliferider]

I do not buy this story at its face value. There are so many unanswered questions here.
Some facts first. You are a male. Your "friend" is a female. Neighbor is a male but we do not know whether he has a partner or not.
We do not know whether it was a "signed for delivery".

If I am honest and truthful, this is how I will deal with it.
1. I will not confide it in a friend who will in turn broadcast this to the world on an internet chat forum. Therefore I have doubts regarding the honesty of the story. Perhaps your "friend" is trying to tell you something.
2. If it is a signed for delivery, your friend will have to return the item either to the sender no matter what the cost. If she is concerend about the cost, she just have to bite the bullet (no pun intended) and return it to the neighbor
3. If it is not signed for delivery, she can just keep it. Postie will never admit to delivering it to a wrong address and there is no proof that it was delivered to your friend.

 

[400bhp]

Seriously-just give it back to the neighbour.

It's not for you to be embarrased.

WGAF anyway, what peeps do in private is up to them (legally of course).

 

[Dangermouse]

I was under the impression it was a female, as SHE makes jewellery ............ please say it is, and not a bloke otherwise I will have to retract my post............stirrups n all

 

[Globalti]

What's a ball gag anyway? I've jsut spent the morning in the attic re-plumbing part of my solar setup - should I have used a ball-gag?

 

[ColinJ]

What's a ball gag anyway? I've jsut spent the morning in the attic re-plumbing part of my solar setup - should I have used a ball-gag?

Pulp Fiction scene ...?

 

[snorri]

I've jsut spent the morning in the attic re-plumbing part of my solar setup - should I have used a ball-gag?

" Re-plumbing my solar setup"
I have to hand it to you, I've never heard it called that before.
If you were working solo I would suggest the ball-gag would be superfluous, but if you have a helper to call on then it could be an option to consider for future "solar re-plumbing" operations.