A different job for the fire brigade...

[Spinney]

I've heard of men getting a certain part of their anatomy stuck in a hoover, but getting stuck in a washing machine???

 

[ianrauk]

One question - Why?

 

[Spinney]

That is what I wondered...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

He needed a wash presumably.........

 

[ianrauk]

Or at least his shoes did...

 

[Ajay]

Maybe his bidet was broken.

 

[Globalti]

Perhaps he was trying to get the washing machine up his bottom?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Perhaps he was trying to get the washing machine up his bottom?

'Ar5e like the Channel Tunnel'

It says in his Grindr account!

 

[tyred]

Did his mother never tell him that it's easier to wash your socks if you remove them first?

 

[classic33]

Maybe he just wanted a quick spin, or he got the wrong idea about spinning lessons!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I can think of a few scenarios that might involve sticking your feet in a washing machine. I'm a stupid nobber tho. And I doubt my wife would find it unusual to discover me in such a predicament.

 

[jefmcg]

Here's your answer.

"mildly autistic"

Of course, that makes it a lot less funny.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have just shown my wife the article and she replied "I'm surprised you havenae done that" - at least my earlier comment was correct.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Here's your answer.

"mildly autistic"

Of course, that makes it a lot less funny.

Maybe just a little less funny.