A fiver down today because of this

[Accy cyclist]

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.u...teal__thousands_of_pounds__from_cash_machine/ When i got there there was a police car outside. I asked if i could still do the windows but he said no as it was a scene of crime, or something like that. I even said i'd knock 50 off for the broken window but he wasn't having it.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Go back tomorrow and charge double to clean off the fingerprinting gunk.

 

[AndyRM]

"Four men wearing balaclavas blew through a wall, gaining access to the ATM machine."

FFS. The editor wants a word.

 

[outlash]

 

[Markymark]

Well, not £5 down after you pay your income tax.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

4,001 holes in Blackburn now

 

[YahudaMoon]

4,001 holes in Blackburn now

I think all the pits have closed now in Blackburn?

So its just one big hole (not the window)

 

[Brandane]

[QUOTE 4378117, member: 76"]He's a self-employed window cleaner, I wouldn't have thought he bothers with details like self-assessment.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he does, but it'll have been another bad year due to the weather and recession. Are you sure you only cleaned 3 windows again this financial year, Mr Accy Cyclist?!

 

[SWSteve]

Ffs, ATM machine

 

[Levo-Lon]

Looks like they sold the Golf too so a bit of bonus to the night shift..

bloody cash machine crime costs a fortune..local shoot heads knocked a whole building down to nick a ATM locally

 

[User269]

4,001 holes in Blackburn now

Oh boy.

 

[Beebo]

My window cleaner charges £15, am i being ripped off?

 

[classic33]

Did they fingerprint you?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Oh boy.

And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

 

[Cuchilo]

My window cleaner charges £15, am i being ripped off?

I once watched my window cleaner pretend to clean my windows I kid you not , i was stood the other side of the netted windows and he went over all 10 casements with a rag but the rag didn't press against the glass He even pretended to get off a stubborn bit