a girl....
rich p ridiculous old lush Location Brighton 20 Dec 2007 #2 Blimey, have you been jilted? Did she cop the house, the car and the yacht?
Kirstie Über Member Location Haplessly trapped in the East Midlands 20 Dec 2007 #4 Oh dear trustysteed. Have a conciliatory mince pie and a cuppa. We're not all bad.
OP OP T trustysteed Guest 20 Dec 2007 #5 i feel i need to add a disclaimer that this is purely a cartoon and does not bear any resemblance to my personal life. however, kirstie, i hope that this will not stop me from accepting your mince pie and cuppa, being festive season and all that!
i feel i need to add a disclaimer that this is purely a cartoon and does not bear any resemblance to my personal life. however, kirstie, i hope that this will not stop me from accepting your mince pie and cuppa, being festive season and all that!
NickM Veteran Location Darwin's birthplace 20 Dec 2007 #6 This was just a wheeze to get sympathy and mince pies, wasn't it?
papercorn2000 Senior Member 20 Dec 2007 #8 trustysteed said: *shhhh Click to expand... Ooh, run man run! She's being "nice", the most dangerous state in which a woman can exist! Get out of there while you can!:?:
trustysteed said: *shhhh Click to expand... Ooh, run man run! She's being "nice", the most dangerous state in which a woman can exist! Get out of there while you can!:?:
papercorn2000 Senior Member 20 Dec 2007 #9 Apologise, buy her things, compliment her hair, tell her she's lost weight! Anything! You MUST act now!
Apologise, buy her things, compliment her hair, tell her she's lost weight! Anything! You MUST act now!
John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist Location Crewe 20 Dec 2007 #10 Kirstie does have nice hair, and she's always looked slim to me. (Damn reflexes)
alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator Location the post-brexit wasteland 20 Dec 2007 #11 papercorn2000 said: Ooh, run man run! She's being "nice", the most dangerous state in which a woman can exist! Get out of there while you can! Click to expand... especially if it's that week before…
papercorn2000 said: Ooh, run man run! She's being "nice", the most dangerous state in which a woman can exist! Get out of there while you can! Click to expand... especially if it's that week before…