a girl....

Blimey, have you been jilted? Did she cop the house, the car and the yacht?

 

and the learjet!

 

Oh dear trustysteed.
Have a conciliatory mince pie and a cuppa. We're not all bad.

 

i feel i need to add a disclaimer that this is purely a cartoon and does not bear any resemblance to my personal life.

however, kirstie, i hope that this will not stop me from accepting your mince pie and cuppa, being festive season and all that!

 

This was just a wheeze to get sympathy and mince pies, wasn't it?

 

*shhhh

 

Ooh, run man run! She's being "nice", the most dangerous state in which a woman can exist!

Get out of there while you can!:?:

 

Apologise, buy her things, compliment her hair, tell her she's lost weight! Anything! You MUST act now!

 

Kirstie does have nice hair, and she's always looked slim to me.

(Damn reflexes)