A mate of mine who is married got

[Greedo]

another girl pregnant on a one night stand!!

Lovely wee Italian thing...

She told him at the time she didn't want to ruin his marriage or reputation. He told her if she brought the kid up in Italy he'll would pay the child maintenance until it's was 18.

She asked him how he was going to know she's had the kid, so he told her to send a postcard once she gave birth..and write the word "Spaghetti" on the back of it.

9 months later he goes home from work and his wife tells him "You got a really weird card through the door today"..he looked at the card and nearly fainted after he read what it said on the back:

SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI

2 WITH MEATBALLS, ONE WITHOUT

SEND EXTRA SAUCE!!

 

[Aperitif]

The penne dropped quite quickly I guess. <opens floodgate No: 5>

 

[alecstilleyedye]

well we all want a pizza the action…

 

[Greedo]

i'll keep a "tally" of the puns

 

[jeltz]

i'll keep a "tally" of the puns

Looking for a way to pasta time?

 

[Aperitif]

...often happens when you get 'gnocchied up' apparently.

 

[jayonabike]

that pasta be the worst joke i've heard in a while...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

he'll love the two boys and the little girl venecia…