For fun with hot drinks go to Starbucks. They always ask for your name so that they can write it on the cup. I thoroughly object to announcing my name in public so I always say 'Ozymandias'. There usually follows a humorous exchange with something like 'Easy' or 'Oz' ending up on the cup. Many on here will recognize that the name is a quotation from Shelley's poem, Ozymandias, '…My name is Ozymandias, king of kings…' and I look forward to the day when the barista immediately laughs and writes 'Despair' on the cup. That will be the one who stands to get a tip.
